There are some times when something comes out of my mouth and I think, "I can't believe I just had to say that!" I know you parents can relate (at least I hope you can). Several years ago I decided that I was going to write a book of these things and I would call it, "We Don't Put Pliers on Our Penis." Yes, I really did say that once (luckily I only had to say it once). Since I don't think I'm ever going to have time to write that book, I figured a blog post would suffice. Here are a few things I've found myself saying just this week that I really shouldn't have to say.
1. Don't ride the dog.
2. Stop chasing the monkeys.
3. Only one kid should be peeing at a time. (I have to say this way too often. Do all boys find excitement in peeing in tandem?)
4. I can't blame the dog for scratching you. You shouldn't be rubbing her nipples.
5. Yes, I know there is a hole in your underwear, but it is supposed to be there.
If you've said anything that you shouldn't have to say to someone lately, please leave a comment so I can get a laugh out of it as well!