tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235236256850974549.post1199184132361727943..comments2024-01-08T01:26:03.089+03:00Comments on Uncommon Road: Things I Shouldn't Have to SayErik and Amanda Hansenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10572477778954913954noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235236256850974549.post-48250197389495819312011-08-09T23:03:20.659+03:002011-08-09T23:03:20.659+03:00Regarding #3, Erik and I had a name for that...Regarding #3, Erik and I had a name for that...Matt and Eva Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141225228291603802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235236256850974549.post-57761792409320291062011-08-03T21:42:26.397+03:002011-08-03T21:42:26.397+03:00Let's see...(all since I've been in Congo)...Let's see...(all since I've been in Congo)<br /><br />"Your infertility, dysparunia, and dysmenorrhea come from having put 3 inch bottle cap in your vagina and left it there for 3 years"<br /><br />"She drank beer ONLY DURING her pregnancy?"<br /><br />"The medicines ONLY WORK if you give/take them" (to nurses and patients)<br /><br />"His O2 sat is 75% on room air? Is he on oxygen? No? Please put him on O2 right now." (But he's got an IV with fluids running, two blood tests, but still no O2-mind you there is only 1 nurse to do all this).<br /><br />"I think your fertility problems come from you having breast fed your husband for the last 15 months." <br /><br />"Putting manure on your child's fontanelle is NOT going to make it close faster."Laura Bothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05652576323809139123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235236256850974549.post-22944404809538826882011-08-02T05:19:29.215+03:002011-08-02T05:19:29.215+03:00Some of my favorites: (usually to my interns)
- &q...Some of my favorites: (usually to my interns)<br />- "Please take your fingers out of there."<br />- "Don't put the baby on the mayo stand. That's where the sharp objects are."<br />-"We need the patient's permission to do the surgery."<br />- "If the patient is pregnant, she can stop her birth control."<br />- "if the patient is pregnant, she is SUPPOSED to miss her period."carrie huberhttp://www.obinkenya.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235236256850974549.post-34825779247650126512011-08-02T01:40:10.960+03:002011-08-02T01:40:10.960+03:00We don't eat poop. (I really had to say this t...We don't eat poop. (I really had to say this to Sawyer when he was almost 2 and ate poop at our friend's house. We still don't know where the poop came from and I brushed his teeth over and over again. Disgusting!)Anderson, Party of Five!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12335695466693232853noreply@blogger.com